I'm actually scared of writing something about this post, in fear of some speckled zit-jockey correcting my grammar or commenting on the validity of my information.
As a matter of fact, my grammar is perfectly fine. She makes me rusks on my birthday. Freakin' sweet.
Anyway, don't be a dick. Go watch your blu-ray copy of Shawshank Redemption somewhere else. Actually, can I come? That movie ROCKS!