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Hold on to your nuts, people! For my female readers (all 1 of you), I'll wait until you go buy some cashews or whichever you prefer. I don't care!

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Okay, so now that we are all ready, I can introduce you to a website called OMG LASER GUNS PEW PEW PEW, or BEST WEBSITE IN THE WORLD, as I like to call it.

I can't think of anything much better than a space squirrel with a laser gun. Can you?

This is How The World Ends

So, Tim Buckley has answered the question that mankind has been struggling with since the beginning of time. How will the world end? Well, I used to think it will involve some kind of zombie apocalypse but it seems that we were all wrong.

We are in for a battle royale the likes of which has never been seen before. I warn you, the image you are about to see is as awesome as it is terrifying.

So, without further delay, I present to you an artist's impression of the two greatest forces known to man, locked in deadly combat: Robot Pirate vs. Zombie Ninja on Dinosaur.


I stand humbled.

The Walking Dead ... it lives!

Boy, do I love horror movies! I especially love zombie movies ... but you all knew that, didn't you? What could be better? A SERIES based on the zombie apocalypse, that's what.

Well, as reported over at Bloody Disgusting, Frank Darabont (or Jesus Frank Stephen King Darabont, as I like to call him) is directing a series called "The Walking Dead", based on Robert Kirkman's legendary comic book of the same name.

It follows the story of Rick Grimes, a small-town police officer who...blah blah. We don't care. Give us zombies, give us survivors, give us mayhem!

Knowing Darabont, this is going to be fantastic. Ever see The Mist? Yeah, you know what we are going to be in for.

I think I need new pants, and for more reasons than I care to be proud of.

Fallout: New Vegas ... some details revealed!

Well, well well. No seriously, I threw my Fallout 3 character down a well and he totally survived. He was hardcore, definitely more hardcore than my bro Denai's wimpy little miscreant.

Geeky rivalry aside, I can't wait for New Vegas. It promises to be everything that Fallout 3 was, just so much better.

I think it might just change my life. Well, the bits of my life where I play Xbox 360. I see another bitter rivalry in our future, brother Dennis.

Check out these scanned pages: (Credit to the find goes to Mr. Larch and his always informative blog)

A Dish Best Served Cold

Men, you know what it's like to find the love of your life. You sit down at a corner cafe and then suddenly, there she is! Her scent is intoxicating, and you'd give anything for a just a nibble. Not shabby for something you order off the light lunch menu!

Women also don't seem to understand that a hungry man is a grumpy man, so when he requests a sandwich it is best to just listen. You know, until you have time to serve him with divorce papers.

Meanwhile, take a look over here:


Who said chauvinism isn't hilarious? Oh yes. Women.

The Usual Suspects

I'm actually scared of writing something about this post, in fear of some speckled zit-jockey correcting my grammar or commenting on the validity of my information.

As a matter of fact, my grammar is perfectly fine. She makes me rusks on my birthday. Freakin' sweet.

Anyway, don't be a dick. Go watch your blu-ray copy of Shawshank Redemption somewhere else. Actually, can I come? That movie ROCKS!

Fallout: New Vegas Teaser Trailer

If, like me, you spent so many hours on Fallout 3 you considered actually trying to build your own Pip-Boy, you will be overjoyed to hear that Fallout: New Vegas is on its way to your console this year still.

All I know is, when it gets released I'm locking myself into a small dark basement, where I can play the game to my heart's extent.

I heard its possible to survive quite a while just eating rats, if you don't mind the odd black plague or two. Worth it!

Take a look, you geeks you:

Suicide Girls Must Die!

Now, I'm not a 100% sure that I'm on board with that sentiment. However, someone seems to be keen on the idea as one by one, these twelve suicide girls (I think I had a dream that involved 12 SG's once) start disappearing from the cabin where they are shooting a calendar video.

I don't know about you, but Suicide Girls in a cabin in the woods seems like a sure fire way to steal the top gold from Mr. Cameron and his blue kittehs. These girls can REALLY act. Promise. I saw a video once.

Click here for the high-res poster.

Selleck Waterfall Sandwich

So, what do you get if you combine the three most manliest things in the world? The three manliest things obviously being Tom Selleck, sandwiches and waterfalls.

Before you leap out of your chair to tell me that waterfalls are not manly, I advise you to go look over at THIS SITE, imaginatively called "Selleck Waterfall Sandwich". Wow, must have taken a while to think that one up!

Here is a little taste of what you can expect:


Wow! I feel my moustache growing twice as fast, already! That's manly.