Friday, May 18, 2012

2012: The End Is Nigh

Good day, fine people of the internet.

This is an official announcement to say that your worst nightmares have come true: I will indeed be using my words and saving them in blog format again. Soon. Very soon.

It has been a full year since last I horrified the nations of the world by jamming my razor sharp wit, impeccable taste and comedic timing down your throats but I have decided that enough is enough, and you all need to be punished.

Punished for your insolence. Read my words, people...actually, yeah, that's about it. Read my words.

In this blog or the next, till death do us part.

Amen.


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